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Beg Demotivational Poster

Disenchantment -

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Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by theyuk

nicholsjoshua15 - January 16, 2016, 4:03 pm
I thought for a second that it was Boba Fett.
mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:06 am
Yuk-yuk, is that you getting carried away by the brave handsome knight? I'm jealous! 5L

NEW BEGINNINGS - “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.”

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 8:49 am
Love it, and the creative angle on the caption. 5L
sickartist - May 31, 2010, 7:59 am
"Excellent" - Ministry of 5L

PRINCE CHARMING - Pleads for his life in Biology Class.

BEGINNINGS - Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

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Rating: 4.86/5

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schwa - December 24, 2011, 10:59 pm
awesome, truly awesome


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Thedge - September 18, 2014, 12:22 pm
When it comes to cats, I always say yes. To my Alsation Wolf Dog. Nice image. 5 meows.

ZOMBIE CHICKEN - The poultry apocalypse has begun ...

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Rating: 4.44/5

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3 - 2 - 1 - Shit yourself!

2012 - I don't subscribe to the belief that the world will end. I can still hope though.

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Rating: 4.57/5

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TrueGrave - February 10, 2012, 8:05 pm
LOL It wasn't meant to be sad, that thought has nothing to do with the inspiration for the other posters.
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 7:30 pm
=P Even your funny ones are sad! =P


HAPPY EASTER - Let the egg hunt begin ...

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Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - April 9, 2012, 3:57 am
I've got your eggs right here...
dy2012 - April 9, 2012, 3:40 am
Let's go find our Easter eggs, on this Easter Day. Easter eggs! Easter eggs! Don't you hide from me!
spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:21 pm
is that a flower painting on the right or is it just me?*I just failed a gay test im shure*
axe11154 - April 8, 2012, 9:57 am
suldnt this be a motifake after dark
ughomer - April 7, 2012, 9:02 am
Maybe a sperm hunt as well?


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Rating: 4.75/5

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dy2012 - April 3, 2012, 2:16 am
thanks! i hope mods use this as their motto :)
ughomer - April 2, 2012, 7:23 pm
Good one!


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brianjayy - February 2, 2011, 3:46 am
...not 'too' fast...and it would have been perfect...
Reality Lord - August 8, 2010, 8:30 pm

5 rhyming spanks...i love it

GUNS FOR BEGINNERS - Point the scary end at the thing you wanna poke holes in

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Rating: 3.86/5

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templar13 - May 15, 2012, 5:57 pm
Wow. Outside of work and school I never really thought I'd hear someone talk about the fundamentals. You're right, I shoulda mentioned the laser rule.
SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 1:55 pm
4L. If you'd put a second line, "Never point the scary end at things you don't wanna poke holes in" it would be 5L for covering the fundamentals of a gun safety course.



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GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 8:18 pm
How'd you get a copy of my nephews' 3rd grade class photo?j
jetgod - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
Love the flower. Great touch.
giulio - September 23, 2009, 2:43 pm
great! 5L


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Rating: 4.95/5

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Greeny - July 8, 2014, 7:32 am
A classic 5
Sean - August 11, 2010, 1:02 pm
Cool. And if I stare hard enough at the crest it starts to resemble my wife's hands as they reach for my throat. Yep, still see that.
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:45 pm
5L space. Very nice.
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 12:37 am

awesome. i want to print this and hang it in my bedroom, next to the handcuffs.
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:19 am

ARMED ROBBERY - With a replica. I mean, how the f**k can it be armed robbery with a f*****g replica?

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Rating: 2.6/5

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Titus Pullo - January 15, 2009, 8:09 pm
Johnny - October 18, 2008, 9:44 pm


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carebear - March 12, 2012, 9:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 3:26 pm

Oh, I change my own tires, skirt or no skirt.
mariand - March 11, 2012, 2:06 pm
That's what I'm talking... the end is still very far away...lol
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 1:53 pm

Ack~~flat tires rate right up there with oral surgery and relatives who arrive to declare, "I can stay a month!" Flat tires also always seem to happen when I am in heels and a skirt~~on my way somewhere IMPORTANT.
mariand - March 11, 2012, 1:48 pm
Next episode... when her car will have a flat tire...hehe

In The Beginning -

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Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2014, 9:31 am
I had no wipe
Greeny - October 2, 2014, 5:34 am
In memory of my first daddy gagger, we were at the county fair grandstands and I had only ONE wipe.
Greybeard - October 1, 2014, 11:47 pm
5LMAO. Brings back alot of memories. Hahaha

IN THE BEGINNING... - there was pac-man.

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Rating: 4.31/5

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kangboy123 - January 12, 2012, 5:01 pm
Then came ping
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 12:45 am
Actually in the Beginning, there was PONG.
pzykosiz - May 30, 2010, 8:47 pm
how could i not give this 5?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 7:53 pm
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 7:32 pm
Gotta agree... there was no turning back after this. Pong really didn't do much for anyone... but it certainly got the ball rolling.
thereddragon - May 30, 2010, 7:25 pm
thank you dude. i forgot about those other ones. however, aside from pong, i see this as the beginning of the video game.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 7:24 pm
Space Invaders? No? Back further... Night Driver? No? Even Asteroids preceeded Pac Man. But, in the spirit of the poster, 5L - for back when games didn't need superior graphics and surround sound.

RESPECT - A man doesn;t automatically get my respect He has to get down on the ground and beg for it

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Rating: 3.9/5

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rerun - April 17, 2010, 8:59 pm

Hey Jez, actually I have been there. They are sadly gone now. I hade mine with A1 Steak Sauce...it cut the bile taste down to something palatable
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 2:31 pm
Because Derek killed it with facts... if you ever notice, it sinks a good poster faster than any timmy can.
Cubbybear - April 17, 2010, 2:28 pm
5/5 Why this is not rated higher is a wonder. Great job Sean
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 2:22 pm
Why on earth would you come to a new site and do this as your introductory statement here?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 2:20 pm
Way to display a complete lack of any sense of humor or imagination.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 2:20 pm
Wow! JezBod knows things, like Derek... but JezBod has BEEN there! He's my hero!
JezBod - April 17, 2010, 1:54 pm
Yup, sorry to disappoint the entomologists amongst you, but these are The Moeraki boulders in New Zealand as derek said, however, they are more like 2 meteres (6 feet) in diameters, which you would know if you had been there....
Sean - September 21, 2009, 3:59 pm
Thanks for that Derek. I thought those where colonies of a primitive type of blue green algae. But I was wrong. And I never supected the involvement any crypto-zoological-scatological entomology.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 1:55 pm
Hahaha.... ha.... ugh.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 1:37 pm
Sean - September 20, 2009, 1:36 pm
Though they do look up to one Beatle: Ringo Star. As it should be.
Derek - September 20, 2009, 4:59 am
The Moeraki boulders. They're about metre in diameter. Real, natural concretions; no beetles involved.
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 3:52 pm
The Loch Ness dung beetle...Damn are you sure that's not PhotoShopped...that's a Scottish 5
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 3:22 pm
beetle... dammit!
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 3:22 pm
Beware the Loch Ness dung beatle!
Sean - September 18, 2009, 2:45 pm
Thanks, I appreciate that.
Old Poster - September 18, 2009, 2:16 pm
Well done, Sean. We can always count on you to do a true demotivator, unlike the rest of the crap on this site.
Ed-Hyde - September 18, 2009, 11:01 am
Amsome AK, actually looked at the rest of yours. 5L's across the board. I'll be right back after I slit my wrists. ;)
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 10:51 am
Well done.
Arrogant Knight - September 18, 2009, 10:25 am
Mine aren't demotivational? ;)
Ed-Hyde - September 18, 2009, 10:23 am
5L; An actual De-Motivational Poster on Motifake! Now I want to quit my job even MORE!

GREAT MOTHERS KNOW - They know education begins at home... So does Darwinian evolution


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Rating: 2.93/5

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LogicDude - November 19, 2009, 3:38 pm
Operator? Operator! It's that idiot Timmy - he's down the well again!

PASSING NOTES IN 1ST GRADE - wise beyond their years

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Rating: 4.64/5

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R.S.Jake - June 17, 2010, 3:23 pm
That Dang Sally Chapman...I'll never forget her...My first stalking. I wonder if they ever found her. 5 crumpled notes



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Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:32 pm
Better than Mos Def. That guy's a douche.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 5:26 pm

hi def to be exact
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:11 pm
Does moderating make you def?
rerun - April 11, 2010, 2:05 pm

my ears are still ringing....what?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 1:59 pm
How dare you call me LOUD? lol 5 Cpn.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 1:56 pm

Very nice Cpn, deep thoughts. I must say it was loud and dirty (Bart, take that however you want) and a little more than sad to watch


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Rating: 4.38/5

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culos - May 31, 2010, 9:00 am
@Sick - Please let me know how I can order....
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 8:50 am
IF you can't win the lottery... this is the next best thing. 5L

BEGGAR - It's their pride not to steal Somehow, I'm pretty sure that's my bag

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Rating: 4.33/5

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Samson - April 6, 2011, 5:18 pm
Man, Adam Sandler has really let himself go...
spacedog - March 31, 2011, 6:08 pm
Strange to say that guy is better dressed than I am most days. XXL G.N.R. shirt? I'd never wear that to work.

ONCE AGAIN - My theory that most good stories begin with alcohol has been proven correct...

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Rating: 4.25/5

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maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 9:48 am
Ice Cold UMM !


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Rating: 4.11/5

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Rating: 4.09/5

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Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 1:54 am
Nice, 5 Money shots for you airman

MARRIED LIFE - every Saturday night.

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Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Woodywood03a - October 13, 2009, 10:27 am
You are right there.
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 8:34 pm
RONSART - October 11, 2009, 8:33 pm
to whom it may concern...if you voted lower than 5L...a pox on you! Oh! And may your ear hairs grow deep!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 11, 2009, 6:23 pm
Wow, who did you marry? jk. Also, I love my wife and this isn't about her, in case she sees this. (hehehehehe, yes that should do nicely as a disclaimer, mwuhahahahahahahaha!!)
Jim diGris - October 11, 2009, 4:48 pm
In reality if she was married she would be carrying quite a few more pounds. Like a 100 or so more
Sean - October 11, 2009, 2:03 pm
Wow, no rude accompanying hand gesture? She's a keeper.
RON - October 11, 2009, 12:22 pm
LMAO!!! 5+
rerun - October 11, 2009, 9:26 am

every night


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Rating: 3.55/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:38 pm
Madonna mia!


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Rating: 3.44/5

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Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 1:10 pm
Point well taken, Sir!
LogicDude - December 22, 2008, 9:04 am
Unless they told him the rope goes around his ankle....
Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 8:57 am
Good thing the soap is on a rope. He won't have to worry about dropping it in the shower and then getting a "surprise" when he bends over to pick it up.


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Rating: 3.23/5

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BoneCD - April 18, 2009, 10:06 am
Hate to say it Ron...But your last comment is way funnier than the Poster...I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!!! XXXD
RONSART - April 18, 2009, 1:36 am
Not if you insert your Mama,s name!
ugh - April 18, 2009, 1:22 am
another ronsfail...
agdaniele - April 17, 2009, 6:12 pm


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Rating: 2.73/5

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Player_Meyer - October 15, 2009, 10:33 am
This makes me think of Ren & Stimpy... Don't whizz on the electric fence. Also the animation is classic american so I suspected something like after battleships lets go paint the picket fence with a fine lead-based paint.

BEGGARS - Can't Be Choosers.

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Rating: 2.67/5

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Arpaleggia - September 12, 2008, 6:34 pm
Seconded. Also, pwnt
Mike - September 3, 2008, 12:05 pm

TUNNEL - So it Begins...

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Rating: 1.58/5

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Time has come today -

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ughomer - July 3, 2013, 7:27 am
Airman soars into the stratosphere with this one!
PapaFox - July 3, 2013, 7:17 am
I can SO relate...
kirill - July 3, 2013, 1:39 am
5 wish-this-could-be-reals

changes -

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Rating: 5/5

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And So It Starts -

heartrending -


The Beginning -

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Airman - November 24, 2010, 2:37 pm
wonder where ROY is

reality -

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chickenlittle - October 22, 2013, 11:02 pm
Thanks GaryO and MissPriss :)
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 8:02 pm
5L Bang!
GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:59 am


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Rating: 4.46/5

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GroPlea - June 4, 2012, 7:19 pm
Saweeeet!! 5 all the way.
Greeny - June 3, 2012, 5:35 am
Cass is one of my fav's; so is thi5
dy2012 - June 3, 2012, 2:24 am
I'm singing now this song...
ElleWhyInIn - June 2, 2012, 11:50 pm
Delightfully creepy. Will certainly be in my dreams tonight
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 10:41 pm
gas - June 2, 2012, 10:16 pm
you mean the lyrics? that's what made it look like that for me
Bull - June 2, 2012, 10:08 pm
Thanks. Anybody recognize those words?
gas - June 2, 2012, 10:00 pm
*camera moving away from the floor..* looks really like a movie ending, very nice!


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mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:19 am
She'll always be able to pay the rent! lol!
observingthisplanet - January 25, 2014, 5:45 pm
That is so wrong.


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Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - May 27, 2010, 8:35 pm
5L for the harshness alone... done tastefully, of course.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 27, 2010, 3:57 pm
I only ever made one and that was quickly rejected and I was warned. I knew better I was just agitated.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 27, 2010, 3:55 pm
As long as he's not still making personal attack posters he's not hurting anyone. I even gave him a few 5's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 27, 2010, 3:49 pm
You guys need to get a fucking room. His posters ARE improving and he doesn't make anime posters or tunnels. And KFD is right this time, I don't correct words just because spellcheck only accepts American spellings either.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 27, 2010, 1:58 pm
My posters very rarely have errors in them, so keep yapping on all you want, but the simple fact is, you were wrong while you were trying to patroniSe me, and now instead of admitting your mistake, you're going on the defensive and crying about it :)
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:57 pm
While an s may be substituted for a z in the word agonizing, Your posters do suck. My point was that it's a safe assumption that your posters will have errors and be half-assed. Go have a cry about it Davey Havoc.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 27, 2010, 1:48 pm
You can admit you are wrong at any time you know, instead of resorting to insulting my posters like a manchild. Don't worry, I'll accept it.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:47 pm
I guess I don't expect much from your zhitty posters.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 27, 2010, 1:45 pm
Not with everything. You still use the z with things when we use an s. Nice try.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:45 pm
We Canadians also speak and spell the queens English. Nice try.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 27, 2010, 1:39 pm
Remembering where I am from could be your friend...
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:37 pm
agonising? Spell-check could be your friend.

Life begins at incorporation -


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Rating: 3.68/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2010, 1:58 am
This is a classic that should be bumped for today's topic.
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 10:37 pm
(tug on collar) yeah... got one in every port.
MrRandom - December 20, 2009, 10:32 pm
Too many haters, too little time?
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 10:29 pm
Love it still! (sad... I missed the comment below this one... I guess I don't know all my haters!
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:33 pm
yeah, that guy is stupid it was worth reading, twice.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 5:12 pm
So who the hell cares about your lazy ass anyway?
Someone - October 27, 2009, 5:04 pm
so long didnt feel like reading
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:22 am
Spider monkeys! Duck tape duck tape duck tape duck tape
Sean - October 27, 2009, 11:16 am
Thanks RON. Truth be told, Lou is responsible for some of my higher ranked posters. I don't know why he doesn't just join up himself.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 3:39 am
OF all the ungrateful, back-stabbing spider monkeys....
RONSART - October 27, 2009, 1:37 am
beyond genius...amesome...no words of how great...6L


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fascistfrenchman - December 19, 2010, 8:13 am
What's all that pixely nonsense across the middle of the picture? It looks like an outline of something that was haphazardly edited out.

SUMMER 2012 - Coming to a theatre near you THOR: HUMBLE BEGINNINGS


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RECESSION - it is only the beginning

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VonBlackHill - July 5, 2011, 2:27 pm
"bad mood"???? WTF this page is for... cristal kids... motiFAILS like this are so bored
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:41 pm
You still here, dumbass. I figured your mother pulled your internet access by now. Coming from the ass-muncher who started these attacks, you take a bold position pointing the finger at me as the stirrer of shit.
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 1:16 pm
What a mature, interesting, thought provoking comment wtfo. Good thing you're not here just to flaunt your opinions and stir up shit.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:01 am
Blame belongs on both sides of the aisle, dipshit.
I WIN - April 29, 2009, 10:24 pm
Recession: Thanks Republicans!
S.lo - July 16, 2008, 5:13 pm
so true

Conceited -

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mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:53 am
Inhaled my coffee!!!!!! As a fan of absurd amounts of hp under my hood, I found this too funny for words!!!!! 5 lions rolling around laughing so hard it huuurrrrts!!!

Cheers to You -

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MissPriss - March 16, 2016, 10:47 am
UP'd to the sad truth of it all.

Aesop's Fables -

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Thedge - November 2, 2014, 10:51 pm
Thank you for that.
Iconoclast - November 2, 2014, 6:07 pm
nicely done 5L

Soft Cuddly Balls -

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:07 am
Now they are ben-wah, and they are very, very good!lol!

Poster Evolution -

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:38 am
The species is now corrupted...


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feminine needs--met! -

Still Bees Kickin' It -

"Give it to Me..." She Cried Out -

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Earthquakes -